“There are two types of people in the world. Yes, just two.
Those who work at convincing others they are good at what they do and those are actually good at what they do.
Both paths require similar effort.
And both will come to be known for what they truly are; but only one understands that this is inevitable.
I ask you tonight my friends, which person are you?”
Keynote Address, International Convention of Celebrity Psychologist Impersonators, Las Vegas, 1985.